Saturday, August 28, 2010

Sam and Ella

Who are these Sam and Ella, we hear about each day
What happened to the wholesome eggs that chickens used to lay?
Melamine in dog food, E. Coli in our beef
And beware the outcome if you don't wash that lettuce leaf
A sharp blow from Bluto is when poor Popeye fainted
Not from eating spinach, bacterially tainted
High fructose corn syrup is in everything it seems
From our breakfast cereal to what used to be baked beans
Be careful eating peanuts they've all been recalled
They showed us the processing plant - we were all appalled
I can't take much more, I'm at the end of my tether
So please tell that Sam and Ella "get your act together!!"

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